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"Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin" = Counted, Counted, Weighed and Divided.
Pretty much covers what has happened to my websites.
I counted the pages in my sites, I have counted the pages having to do with each subject, I have weighed which ones were worth keeping and divided them into appropriate subwebs.

Each of the links to the topics below as well as in the tall narrow teal and the small horizontal black and neon blue global navigation bar and the blue and silver vertical navigation buttons on the left, are the same subwebs. Each of the subwebs has a different look, feel and navigation from the others. Should you be looking at pages on one topic and click a link and the background and the page look and feel changes, you know you are now in another subweb. You can use your back button to return to the previous page in the previous subweb and topic.
Each link in the teal bar and the navigation buttons on the left or the text links below will open a page from one of the subwebs in a new window, keeping this window here at the home base, so to speak. 
AA few words about the GLOBAL NAV bar on the left. It is not available in all the subwebs! In some subwebs it may shrink, grow longer or change colors, or be replaced by the black and neon blue Global Navigation Menu box, depending on the anticipated information related to the subwebs you are located in.  Only here the tall, skinny navigation bar show so many different topics and links. The black box always show the same content and is universal throughout the enter collection of sites. If you are having trouble finding them, scroll down and they will follow. Only in here in the home web do they both work.
If you have java disabled, you may recieve a message similar to "You do not have java enabled, the global navigation is not available."
This means the active menus with navigation to the entire contents of Smokr's Lair is unavailable. You will have to rely on the local subweb navigation buttons that appear in a vertical row on the left side of the screen. These lead to the local subweb content only and not to other subwebs. Sometimes the local navigation is not buttons but stacked text links. In many places there will be another vertical row of stacked buttons that look a bit different than the main ones. This stack is usually called "Other Webs" or similar, and will lead to the index pages of the particular web title on the button.